A new mother’s guide to mummy etiquetteÂ
Not sure how you should handle a chance encounter with another mother? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.
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Dear body
Dear body, I know you’ve just birthed a baby and I am beyond grateful for that, but you and I are currently having some differences. You see, you want to keep hold of the fat we gained whilst growing said baby (I can only assume to keep us warm during the UK’s arctic winter), but…
5 rubbish ways to lose the baby weight
Because sometimes you just need to try something different (albeit terrible) to bring your sexy back.
You think you know someone…
I love my husband. I have to state this before you read the rest of the post as you may question this fact by the end… Today I’m sharing a few things I’ve learnt about him since we had our baby 3 months ago tomorrow. It’s simply astounding that I’ve spent nearly 6 years with…
Tonight’s nursery rhyme
Twinkle twinkle little star, The shitting dummy can’t have gone far. Can’t console you though I try, You’re so ugly when you cry. Twinkle twinkle little star, You’re a monster, yes you are.
Wedding rings, a fairytale
Almost as magical as Disney, this is the story of a princess and her treasures….
A birth story: Part Two
The hotly anticipated Part 2 of my birth story… have spared the grisly details
A birth story: Part One
Yep, there’s 2 parts to this story so settle down with a cuppa and enjoy indulging in someone else’s pain for a minute. I loved torturing myself with birth stories while I was pregnant (along with binge-watching One Born) so thought mine might make for good freak-out reading. FYI, you’re never going to predict how…
