Dear body

Dear body, I know you’ve just birthed a baby and I am beyond grateful for that, but you and I are currently having some differences. You see, you want to keep hold of the fat we gained whilst growing said baby (I can only assume to keep us warm during the UK’s arctic winter), but…

The long journey to MILF-dom

Go on, ask me. “So what are you doing about it then?” Well friend, I’ll tell you. I am mostly setting up a blog and various related social media outlets with said blog name in order to share the burden of the bulge and, of course, give those pudgey fingers a good work out. But…

Piggy in the middle

Sorry but the title of this post is already cracking me up. I laugh at my own jokes… you probably need to know this about me. What I mean by this (not so) hilarious phrase is that I seem to fall somewhere in the middle of the ‘new Mum’ spectrum when it comes to my…